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1. Expect huge TV audiences for Woods' Masters return (AP)
Most hoping some of Tiger's mistresses will be caddying.
2. New Private Space Freighter Has Solid Backing
Recently completed Kessel Run in record time.
3. Zuma in Zimbabwe to ease splits
Zima in dorms may lead to splits.
4. Canadian MPs accuse Toyota of sitting on info
Toyota official just trying to make himself look taller.
5. Girlfriend of Michael Douglas' son sentenced in NY
Headline breaks record for justifying existence through association.
6. Armstrong, Contador to race in Criterium
Cycling novices wondering if that's some sort of steel cage.
7. Shark conservation proposal defeated at UN meeting
Proponents really regretting not bringing the sharks.
8. How a Corrupt Lehman Nearly Hoodwinked Washington
Nearly?
9. Video Games May Hinder Learning for Boys
Complex button combos not found to have practical use elsewhere in life.
10. Meeting on deforestation boosts morale, budget
For bastards.