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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Friday, September 29, 2006

Ten

1. Letters offer glimpse of Rose Kennedy
Nude pictures offer even more.
2. Land: Majority of Baptists support Bush
Lord: you have chosen poorly.
3. Consumers cut back spending in August
Sweat renders billfold unopenable.
4. What Companies Do With Their Earnings
One word: hookers.
5. Del Ponte says Serbs not doing enough on Mladic
Del Monte says schools not doing enough with fruit cocktail.
6. Mets say Martinez out for postseason
Hangnail really causing him discomfort.
7. Only a "moron" would buy YouTube: Mark Cuban
Clip of his remarks most popular on YouTube.
8. Allen unveils bill to help black farmers
Bill provides cotton gin training.
9. New Amtrak chief offers few details
Sits in his chair, a glazed look in his eye, muttering 'choo choo' to no one in particular.
10. Scientists report dinosaur find in Utah
Remains of early hominid found close by, one whose bone structure appeared to allow long distance walking with great burdens at very fast pace.