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1.FBI probes Copperfield's Vegas warehouse
Copperfield really wishes he could make all that pot disappear.
2. Jay-Z regrets early `retirement'
Hip hop community agrees that 'what's done is done.'
3. Living paycheck to paycheck gets harder
Now only undead capable of making ends meet. What will happen when brains become scarce?
4. Religious conservatives face hard choice
Going to work with messy hair or looking themselves in the mirror.
5. GOP moves to halt money for Woodstock
Still fearing dirty fucking hippies 40 years later.
6. Jeb Bush's sons split on GOP picks
A breathless world awaits.
7. Psychiatrist: Faked pregnancy was a ruse
At a loss to explain what else it might have been.
8. Rubik's Cube has new generation of fans
Soon to join old generation in that old toy box in the basement.
9. Mexican returned to US on drug charges
Plan worked perfectly.
10. Money gone, Iraqis reluctantly head home
Such is the life in the Baghdad Casino.