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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Ten a Month 'til I Die

1. Group: Police Who Shot Man in La. Justified

He was black.
2.Actress Tori Spelling Reportedly Engaged
Reportedly an actress.
3. Clinton Impeachment Included in Textbooks
Starr Report included in Hustler.
4. Internet Fosters Local Political Movements
Including people running just to have potholes in front of their house filled.
5. 'Sausage King' Dies on Calif. Death Row
That was his prison nickname.
6. Africa wary of new border war
Wish they never built that bridge to Brazil.
7. Israeli Jets Hit Militant Base in Lebanon
Kamikaze style.
8. Phone Call Led Serbs to Wanted Fugitive
He was at the mall.
9. Britney Spears' Husband Launches Web Site
www.ihavesexwithbritneyandyoudon't.com
10. Judge blocks Calif. video game law
Using three button combo.