Journalistic TENdencies

1. Keith Richards Has Head Surgery
Once inside, doctors surprised to find lint, dead moths, and little else.
2. Web Site Questions Immigrant Stereotypes
6,000,000 other websites exploit them.
3. Food-For-Sex Is Alleged in Liberia
That's not the only place.
4. Congressman Shaw Tries to Outrun GOP Woes
Fatcat wishes he'd made a few less trips to Signatures.
5. U.S. Appeals Court Sidesteps Gay Marriage
Doesn't swing that way.
6. Japan, US to develop supersonic aircraft: paper
Serious risk of eye injury as middle-schoolers adopt technology.
7. Mars Spacesuit Prototype Trials Underway in North Dakota
'North Dakota: Almost as Desolate as Space' motto regretted.
8. Hawaiian Waters Grow Crowded With Whales
Tired of our bullshit, prepare initial assault.
9. Biologist Aims to Demystify Wolf and Moose
Following on cartoonist's success with moose and squirrel.
10. Impotence a Problem for Young Men, Too
But far more trouble with impetus.