10 for today

1. Scientists Move Closer to Turning Skin Cells Into Tissues
Likely to be less popular then toilet paper with lotion was in 1982.
2. Man tries to jump into popemobile
Fails to account for glass bubble. Left stunned and dejected on cobblestones.
3. China to Revise Food and Drug Safety Rules
Starting with blank sheet.
4. Twin bombs rock Baghdad shrine area
Nearby casbah unaffected.
5. Obama warns of 'quiet riot' among blacks
Unlikely, as blacks don't even like U2.
6. Court hears appeal in teen oral sex case
"Please suck my cock!"
7. Pathologist stands firm on opinion that actress did not kill herself at Spector mansion
Leaves open possibility that she was frightened to death.
8. Study Says Web Shoppers Crave 'Social' Experience
No male shoppers surveyed.
9. '13 Bullets' is disappointing
When facing 1000 zombies.
10. Report: Donovan almost out, Van Gundy in
Possibly only positive aspect of Jeff van Gundy is his promptness.