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1.Verdict reached in Padilla terror case (AP)
Not that scary.
2. Selig won't punish Giambi over steroids (AP)
Freakishly large Giambi fist looms ominously over Selig residence.
3. Dow drops 340 but gains most of it back
Didn't keep up exercise program.
4. New life for famed Baghdad street
As rubble strewn hole.
5. Lee's `Enter the Dragon' to get remake
Warner Brothers to create crappy film of extraordinary magnitude.
6. 'Pacman' Jones trying hand at music
Fans getting Pac Man fever!
7. Solar sensors could monitor bridges
Could tell us the temperature.
8. Bush leads aides on sweaty ranch run
Threatens those that can't finish with trip to Guantanamo.
9. Headless walruses alarm Alaska officials
No more so than walruses themselves.
10. Stone Age Settlement Found Under English Channel
Good swimmers.