3

1.Duke player thought DNA would clear him (AP)
Unfortunately for him, it did little more than dribble out, thoroughly coating him.
2. Cop interrupts pair having sex on crane
Crane lets out cry and flies away.
3. Gay marriage to remain legal in Mass.
In fact, now mandatory.

5

1. Iraq parliament speaker removed
Damn thing got stuck with reverb on.
2. Bulgaria presses Bush on shield
Not the kind with pointy spike on the front.
3. Hilton says she'll no longer `act dumb'
From here on out, it'll be the real thing.
4. Snow: Bush standing firm behind Gonzales
Spooning in fact.
5. Senior judge on trial charged with exposing himself
Regrets choice of 'summer robe'.