The 'comment or there'll be more' ten

1.Video appears to show 4 hostages
Actually shows 4 jackasses, in a Boyscout camp.
2. Kansas Prof. Apologizes for E-Mail
Former Kansas mom does not, despite the entreaties of her son.
3. Charges Against Texas Dog Owner Unlikely
Ugly is not a crime.
4. Arkansas man executed after three late stays
Wife very angry about his nights out with the boys.
5. Venezuela Denies Keeping Delegation on Jet
It was just those slow fuckers in front getting their wheeled luggage down.
6. Vatican Publishes Views on Gay Priests
Shadow Vatican publishes views of gay priests.
7. Gifts Rep. Cunningham Admitted Receiving
Zorro gloves and slacks not among them.
8. Prehistoric Lizard Called Historic Link
Enraged lizard demands new name.
9. Dark Energy and Einstein Converge
Dark energy IS dead people.
10. Most obese New Yorkers don't think they are
Immune after relentless taunts of 'fat ass' by crusty cabbies.