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All The News That's Fit to Mock

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Ocho mas

1.
Plane Skids Off Runway, Crashes in N.J.
Presumably airport in N.J.
2.
Docs Put New Face On Heart Disease In Women
Merging CAT scan images with funny faces in photoshop.
3.
Judge Nixes Suit Over Navy Student Death
Allows business casual.
4.
Palestinian Militants in Egypt for Israel Truce Talks
Head militant brings copy of What Color is Your Parachute to truce talks as he mulls his future.
5.
REVIEW: 'ESPN NBA 2K5' a Great Hoops Game
It's no Double Dribble, but what is?
6.
Eruptions Possible at Two Alaska Volcanoes
Along with all other active volcanoes.
7.
EU Commission Proposes Ban on Mercury Exports
Rebranded Ford crap has no business in EU.
8.
WWF: Global Warming May Kill Polar Bears
Seals everywhere rejoice.